Firstly, let me apologize for the inexcusable and enormous gap between posts! (Now note that although I previously dubbed it inexcusable, I follow promptly with an excuse.) Between my mother and mother-in-law's visit in October, Thanksgiving and the first of the baby doctor's appointments in November, family up for Christmas and all that jazz in December, I have sorely neglected this blog so early in its bloom. And thus, I begin anew!
One of the greatest things about this new year of 2012 is that I am very, very close to finally completing my first full-length novel, Wolf Prints. (Look! Look! See? I get the right to underline the name of one of my books now! Huzzah!) I have a couple novellas out, sure, but nothing compares to the pride that comes with calling oneself a novel writer.
(Warning! The following mega-paragraph is a detailed explanation why never to use the named self-publisher. If you do not want to read it, you may comfortably skip past it and continue with the intended contents of this blog. However, if you are an aspiring author, this may save your bacon.)
I am also expanding my publishing horizons this year. With "Diamond Heels" and "Diamond Heels: Special Edition," I naively self-published with a free site called lulu.com. I am neither afraid nor ashamed to tell you that Lulu is a scam. Yes, they really will publish your book. Yes, they will give you a free ISBN number. Does this sound too good to be true?
It is. Unlike other self-publishing sites such as Amazon or whatever it is you intelligent folks use for your publishing needs, Lulu does not make its money by selling your book. It will not advertise, but it will ask you to purchase a highly expensive advertising agreement to make your book available on Amazon. (Luckily, I did my research before actually finding out the hard way about the following). Your book will be on Amazon for a couple days if you are a highly lucky individual. After that, Amazon will take your book right off their market because Lulu is mot one of their sources and therefore thinks it is posting junk on there illegally. Fact is, Lulu knows this. They do not care because this leads right into their main trap (one I have unwittingly fallen into).
The way Lulu makes its money is by destroying the book formats the author painstakingly put together. The editing format is incredibly tedious as it is. "First reformat your document into this example so that our system can read it and put it into this other example which you will then have to change into this third example which will lead into this final example to send into us." The author works doggedly through the night to make it all happen, checking and rechecking, reading and rereading, fixing this then altering that... until finally, finally can he/she be sure it is in all ways perfect. Then Lulu will take the work, reformat it once again "to better fit the binding of your hard copy or eReader version" and call it finished.
Now here is where the Amazon part of the scam comes in. By now, the author already knows one way or another to avoid their Amazon advertisement. Therefore, the only way to get his/her book known is to buy it himself (because nobody is going to actually search and order from lulu.com) and distribute it wherever he/she can (be it church, a bff's bookstore, or a Facebook fan page). After a killer of a wait, the overpriced books (which will go up in price whenever Lulu feels like it, giving NO revenue to you even if you were so lucky to get one sold off that site) come to his/her door, he/she opens it up... and realize Lulu completely off-centered every chapter page, threw off the text size, and did all sorts of weird things to the content of the book. Thus, they blame the author and he/she have to do the process all over again, no compensation. Some will do this a third or even a fourth time before realizing the truth: Lulu makes its money by skrewing up the author's book and charging insane amounts of money for more and more faulty prints to be made. An adequate one will never emerge. Ever. Thus, goodbye Lulu! Hello Amazon (or somebody legitimate).
(End of enormous and somewhat interrupting paragraph)
Okay, the very long rant is over and I will continue where I was supposed to be going with this blog.
I came across a really interesting quote this morning that totally epitomizes how I see and why I love the people in Wolf Prints!
"When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature." -Ernest Hemingway
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